My co-workers found out that my viral fever and persistent diarrhea that was troubling me all morning and kept me from the office was really...
I slipped in the shower and struck my head, I may have a concussion. I am in the ambulance on my way to the emergency room, so I won't be in to work until later. You know I wouldn't miss it for the world...
Hello sir. Persistent food poisoning and diarrhea is troubling me since morning so I wouldn't be able to come to the office today.
Why was I off work today? Ahhh, let me see...The water company has to read my meter once a year and today was the only time they would come.
My stuffed animal that I took to the vet kept me from work today...but I really went downtown to sit in my parked car with sunglasses on and point my hair blower at passing cars. Was that wrong?
My "feminine problems" that kept me from work today really turned out to be a day for covering my mouth with whipped cream and running down the city streets with my friends screaming "WE HAVE RABIES!"
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My furnace that wouldn't stop running and poaching the hamsters kept me from work today... but I really went out to goof around with toy birds and visit the MET. (Patchett/Leen)
My minor conjunctivitis that kept me from work today really turned out to be a shopping trip for panties and holster-style garters .
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